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*''"Seedy indeedy!"''
 
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*''"I'm doing a reconstruction for Crimewatch!"''
 
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*''"Shoulder pads are so out!"'' (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
 
*''"Hey! It says: 'Fragile, Handle With Care'!" (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)''
 
*''"Hey! It says: 'Fragile, Handle With Care'!" (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)''
 
*''"When it absolutely, postively has to be there on time." (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)''
 
*''"When it absolutely, postively has to be there on time." (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)''

Revision as of 21:10, 23 July 2016

This is a list of quotes and one-liners Gex says in Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko. All are relevant to certain situations which means Gex won't say any specific quotes unless an object, enemy, etc. is encountered.

Eating a Fly

US

  • "Mmmm... TV and static potatoes!"
  • "Another bug in my gut...." (sang)
  • "Bam!" (Reference to Emril)
  • "Good, good, good..."
  • "I'm a sucker for bugs".
  • "I'm geting my fill of TV."
  • "Mmmm, batteries..."
  • "Can I have this super-sized?"

UK

  • "What's for dinner?"
  • "Nummy NooNoo."
  • "I eat ya!"
  • "Good, good, good!"
  • "A McFly meal for me, please!"
  • "I'm a sucker for bugs!"

Tail Attacking

US

  • "How do you like me NOW?!?!"
  • "Forget about it!"
  • "Hit me! Go on! Hit me!"
  • "Hmm! Hmm! Time to go postal!"
  • "My tail says hello."
  • "My tail doesn't like you!"
  • "Gotta love the tail."
  • "Show me the money, baby."

UK

  • "Somebody's gotta do it."
  • "I'm famous for this."
  • "My tail doesn't like you."
  • "Gotta love the tail!"
  • "THWACK!"
  • "My tail says hello."
  • "Tags ya!"
  • "That's one powerful piece of machinery!"
  • "Big hurt!"
  • "Swinging, baby!"
  • "I know what you're thinking: It's tail time!"
  • "Body blow! Body blow!"
  • "Here comes the business end of my butt!"
  • "Asta la vista, baby!"
  • "Eat my tail!"
  • "Taste my tail!"
  • "Lock and load, little lizard!"
  • "Let's get it on!"
  • "Now that's what I call getting some tail!"
  • "Watch me use my tail to kick your butt!"

Taking Damage

US

  • "NOW CUT THAT OUT!"
  • "Warp core breach is imminent, Captain!"
  • "Cut! Stunt Gecko!"
  • "Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pencil push-in!"
  • "Easy..."
  • "Mental note: get a tetanus."
  • "It hurts!"
  • "He got my eyes! I can't see!" (Refrence to Rocky)

UK

  • "Black goes with anything."
  • "Why do I get the feeling you're measuring me?"
  • "I'm not dead! Yet."
  • "It's a dirty job but someone has to do it."
  • "Come with me to the deep fryer."
  • "Careful! Careful!"
  • "Who's the dead party?"
  • "Kinda creepy..."

Entering/Exiting a Level

US

  • "Lock and load little lizard!"
  • "It's tail time!"
  • "Let's get it on!"
  • "Beam me up Scotty."

UK

  • "Lock and load!"
  • "It's payback time!"
  • "A-hunting we will go!"

Holiday Broadcasting

US

  • "My favorite holiday: Halloween!"
  • "Christmastown? I'm Jack Gexington from Halloweentown."
  • "Donner Party to 20! Donner Party to 20!"
  • "Note to self: don't lick any flagpoles!"
  • "I'll show you who's naughty and who's nice!" (Encountering Evil Santa)
  • "Oh my lord, it's Jerry Garcia!" (Encountering Evil Santa)
  • "Step aside, Fatboy!" (Encountering Evil Santa)
  • "Please tell me that's food in your beard..." (Encountering Evil Santa)
  • "Number One, program the holodeck for something warm!"
  • "This is Santa's head after an eggnog bender."
  • "Auditions for the Shining right this way!"
  • "Oh, Herbie, I wanna be a Gex!"
  • "Luckily, I'm wearing my performance ski pants."
  • "Warning! Yellow patch! Warning!"
  • "I want to lick it, but my tounge will get stuck."
  • "Let's go snowboarding now everybody's learning how!"
  • "I'm freezing my tail off in here!"
  • "I feel like the freshmaker!"
  • "This is for kicking Rudolph out of Christmas town!"
  • My nipples feel like snow peas! Make it warm, Number One!"

UK

  • "I'm freezing my tail off here!" (Start of level)
  • "I'm going out now, chaps. I may be gone for some time." (Start of level)
  • "Just call me Gex of the Antarctic". (Start of level)
  • "Cold blood, cold weather. Bad combination." (Start of level)
  • "And here in this hostile climate lives the Remarkable Snow-Gecko."
  • "I'm gonna find Prancer and Blitzen ask them why reindeer have such dumb names."
  • "Christmas already? Where's the shopping list?"
  • "Somebody throw me a blanket."
  • "It's always winter here and never Hanukah."
  • "It's pretty, alright. Pretty cold."
  • "OK, but I still have my doubts about the Tooth Fairy." (encountering Evil Santa)
  • "I'll show you who's naughty and who's nice!" (encountering Evil Santa)
  • "If you're Santa Claus, then I'm a 6-foot talking lizard. Wait a minute." (encountering Evil Santa)
  • "I want a puppy and a yo-yo and a submarine and... am I going too fast?" (encountering Evil Santa)
  • "Go pick on someone your own size!" (encountering Evil Elf enemies)
  • "Hey, go back to making toys!" (encountering Evil Elf enemies)
  • "Don't make me mad, I used to throw snowballs for my country." (encountering Evil Elf enemies)
  • "If there's rocks in those, I'm telling teacher on you!" (encountering Evil Elf enemies)
  • "Watch out, the Russian judge marks real low!" (encountering Skating Elf enemies)
  • "Hello you small, pointy-eared Vulcan reject." (encountering Skating Elf enemies)
  • "Aren't you in that new show, 'Evil Elves on Ice'?" (encountering Skating Elf enemies)
  • "Yes, but can you do a triple-toe Salchow followed by a backward Lutz?" (encountering Skating Elf enemies)
  • "Enough with the extreme sports!" (encountering Snowboarding Elf enemies)
  • "Leave it out, I'm a learner!" (encountering Snowboarding Elf enemies)
  • "Elfboarding? That's on Sky Sports, isn't it?" (encountering Snowboarding Elf enemies)
  • "You just look silly going downhill on a tea tray." (encountering Snowboarding Elf enemies)
  • "How festive! Every city should have outdoor dancing sweets." (commenting on dancing candy canes)
  • "And 1, and a-2! Now you've got it ladies!" (commenting on dancing candy canes)
  • "Either those canes are dancing, or I took too much Day Nurse." (commenting on dancing candy canes)
  • "I wanna lick it, but I know my tongue will get stuck!" (commenting on dancing candy canes)
  • "Does this outfit look dope? Or just Dopey?" (commenting on outfit)
  • "How do the kids wear these hats in the summer?" (commenting on outfit)
  • "I just can't convince myself that bobble hat's red." (commenting on outfit)
  • "Nice anorak. Let's go down the station and collect some train numbers." (commenting on outfit)
  • "Alright! I have a need for speed and a tail for balance." (on snowboard)
  • "Look at me, I'm extreme!" (on snowboard)
  • "I'm extreme-ly cold!" (on snowboard)
  • "Good thing I found this used ski." (on snowboard)
  • "Where's the handbrake on this thing?" (on snowboard)

Mystery TV

US

  • "With my trusty magnifying glass, I can spend the entire day burning ants!" (Start of level)
  • "With this raincoat I make the perfect Sherlock Holmes... or a flasher!" (Start of level)
  • "This is one ritzy joint... for a video game."
  • "This is all fun and games until someone loses an eye!"
  • "The flying part is cool. The Undead part sucks." (as DracuGex)
  • "I'm suddenly thirsty... for blood!" (as DracuGex)
  • "Keanu Reeves ruined my movie.'" (as DracuGex)
  • "The evidence is overwhelming... I'm not wearing pants."
  • "I've just deduced that my shorts are too tight and I like it."
  • "God bless the British and their love of itchy wool."
  • "Goldfinger's fortress, this is not."
  • "All this fancy stuff and no TV?!  Savages. "
  • "Granny? Jethro? Uncle Jed?"
  • "If these aren't fleas i'm gonna have to buy some more special shampoo."
  • "Be very quite. I'm hunting rabbits!"
  • "If only you spoke hovitos, Dr. Jones."
  • "Now I will tell you the origin of the universe."
  • "Ah yes. The mystery of the Two brim's hat!"
  • "There's nothing better than a good Menthol in the morning."
  • "I feel like I lost a bet."

UK

  • "The gecko did it! He had motive, opportunity and sneaky little eyes!" (Start of level)
  • "With my trusty magnifying glass, I can see... that I really need a pedicure." (Start of level)
  • "I see it once, the culprit's a left-handed accountant. Easy if you're a genius." (Start of level)
  • "If I had a cat, I could swing it here."
  • "I hate these pokey, little terraced houses."
  • "This is a person with a taste for stuffed animals, many bathrooms and a huge heating bill."
  • "Nice pad. Wonder if Elton's home?"
  • "Is anyone home? Can you tell me what 'Rosebud' means?"
  • "This is one ritzy joint... for a video game."
  • "It's almost like someone wants to confuse me!" (in hedge maze area
  • "Let's see, is it 'left, left right' or 'right, left right'?" (in hedge maze area)
  • "Daddy's home!" (in hedge maze area)
  • "Is this historic Hampton court?" (in hedge maze area)
  • "Strange, everything's getting much bigger suddenly..." (in hedge maze area)
  • "Fleas? Why'd it have to be fleas?"
  • "Ugly little brutes! Actually, not that little..."
  • "If those are the fleas, I'd hate to see the dog."
  • "Time for a little pest control."
  • "No wonder I've been scratching; this head's infested!"
  • "Hey, stupid fleas! Sucking blood from that stuffed bear head!"
  • "I used to walk that way, but the chafing's much better now." (encountering Hunter enemy)
  • "You take that gun outside right now, young man!" (encountering Hunter enemy)
  • "Watson, is that you?" (encountering Hunter enemy)
  • "Hello, Major. Ten-hut, what? Hanging's too good for him." (encountering Hunter enemy)
  • "So, what do you think? Ban fox hunting?" (encountering Hunter enemy)
  • "I look like Holmes, but I feel like Columbo." (commenting on outfit)
  • "And the shoe guard's looking a bit pricey at 42 arms!" (commenting on outfit)
  • "I like capes, but they're hell in revolving doors." (commenting on outfit)
  • "Ah, yes. the mystery of the two-brimmed hat." (commenting on outfit)
  • "I'm suddenly very thirsty... for blood." (as DracuGex)
  • "The flying part is cool. The undead part sucks." (as DracuGex)
  • "I'll have some black pudding and a pint of O-positive." (as DracuGex)

Tut TV

US

  • "A transport? I'm saved! Over here!"
  • "Well! I'm not going that way, it's much too rugged! This way is much easier!"
  • "When this level is over, I am selling this hat!"
  • "Here we are, Pismo Beach, and all the clams I can eat." (Reference to Bugs Bunny)
  • "Midnight at the oasis."
  • "Uncle Owen, this R2 has a bad motivator!"
  • "I'm dressed like an usher at a gay rodeo!"
  • "Oh kidnapped all the oceans in the world oh undergod!"
  • "I wish my brother Moses was here."
  • "This place is drier than Linda Tripp's suana pants!"
  • "There's a big snake in the plane Jock!"
  • "Hi pizza guy. One large pie with dung beetles."
  • "This is for George Bayley's brother Beetle."
  • "I hope your not in heat!"
  • "Bark like a dog, you little monkey one."
  • "Half-man, half-dog, one hundred percent sexy."
  • "Half-man, half-dg next springer!"
  • "I feel like I'm back at 54."
  • "Beetle Shmeetle fly-american."
  • "The butcher John Poe"

UK

  • "Amazing what you can do with a thousand slaves and a GCSE in geometry." (Start of level)
  • "I want something in stone. Really monumental." (Start of level)
  • "I'm gonna find the guys that made Stargate and demand a refund!" (Start of level)
  • "What did I do with my Rosetta stone phrase book?" (Start of level)
  • "Pass the factor 36, I hate it when my tail peels!"
  • "Camels, palm trees, permits and clapping just gets better and better!"
  • "Hello Las Vegas!"
  • "What a bunch of funny-looking pointed buildings."
  • "I'm gonna get my towel down before the Germans get here."
  • "Half man, half dog. 100% sexy." (encountering Anubis enemy)
  • "Are you your own best friend?" (encountering Anubis enemy)
  • "Hope you're housebroken..." (encountering Anubis enemy)
  • "They say owners start to look like their dogs, but really..." (encountering Anubis enemy)
  • "Scarabs? Why'd it have to be scarabs?!" (encountering Scarab enemy)
  • "Is that John, Paul, George or Ringo?" (encountering Scarab enemy)
  • "I thought scarabs were supposed to be good luck." (encountering Scarab enemy)
  • "Doctor Who must've left this behind." (near telephone booth)
  • "Darn, left my phonecard in my other headdress." (near telephone booth)
  • "Hey, there's a card in here. 'For a good time, call Isis'." (near telephone booth)
  • "It's for yoo-hoo!" (near telephone booth)
  • "All aboard, please. All aboard!"
  • "I always say, the headdress makes the man." (commenting on outfit)
  • "I know this stuff. I was a New Romantic."
  • "After 7 lean years, you'll have a Christmas No. 1."

Army Channel

US

  • "The pentagon spent 25 million dollars on this one level?!"
  • "Ryan? I don't know Ryan, but if gets me a tongue full of flies then that's my mission!" (Start of level)
  • "H-Hey, where's the Fleet of Canada level?!" (Start of level)
  • "Do these boots come in red?"
  • "If this were the 60s, I'd run and hide - then again, I'd have sideburns and bell-bottoms."
  • "INCOMIIIING!!!!"
  • "If I were Alan Alda, I'd be sobbing by now."
  • "Hey, did I miss the Make Love, Not War level?"
  • "Didn't I burn that draft card?" (Start of level)
  • "It's times like these I wish I hadn't joined the Service."
  • "Surprise, surprise, surprise." (Imitating Gomer Pyle)
  • "The first word out of your filthy sewer will be "GEX"!!"
  • "Where are you from, son?...Texas?!?!...HO-LY--!"
  • "This helmet is gonna muss my hair."
  • "You know what his uniform needs... accessories."
  • "Gooood morniiing, Menlo Park!"
  • "War is a many splendid thing!" (sang)
  • "You the only one Gex."
  • "I can accessorize this. A hand-bag, some buttons, a bottle, a bow."
  • "I just wish i didn't have all that cough syrup"
  • "Nothing like army clothes for total comfort."

UK

  • "War is Hell, but ever so butch!" (Start of level)
  • "I have not yet begun to fight!" (Start of level)
  • "Where's Mr. Doc when you need him?"
  • "Hup-2-3-4!"
  • "Can we just all get along?"
  • "John Wayne, eat your heart out!"
  • "I think I prefered peeling potatoes."
  • "Is there any chance of me getting a desk assignment?"
  • "Deserters will be given a stern talking-to!"
  • "I love the smell of bug spray in the morning. It smells like... Victory!" (used in secret Army video)
  • "All dressed up and ready for war!" (commenting on outfit)
  • "Who needs the SAS when I'm in town?" (commenting on outfit)
  • "These boots are killing me!" (commenting on outfit)
  • "This helmet's gonna muss my hair!" (commenting on outfit)
  • "The backpack's to keep my sandwiches in." (commenting on outfit)

Western Station

US

  • "Go ahead. Make my lunch."
  • "Bartender fix me up a saspirilla."
  • "Boxcar Willie is my favorite hobbo."
  • "Dusty, dusty, ack!"
  • "You feeling lucky punk?"
  • "Howdy Miss Kitty."
  • "There's gold down there"
  • "Gecko's gonna know his limitations."
  • "I'm going to find Billy Crystal Smile."
  • "Howdy! There's some doody!"
  • "I'm sorry it must've been the beans."
  • "Saddle up ambre."

UK

  • "Saddle up, hombre!" (Start of level)
  • "Yeehaw, little dogies!" (Start of level)
  • "Xtra, I'm a-fixin' to rescue you!" (Start of level)
  • "We ride out at dawn." (Start of level)
  • "Rollin' rollin' rollin! Rawhide!" (on donkey)
  • "Lucky I didn't get a stubborn one." (on donkey)
  • "Where's the handbrake?!" (on donkey)
  • "I could use a siesta." (commenting on outfit)
  • "Now that is what I call a hat!" (commenting on outfit)
  • "I am not convinced this poncho is me." (commenting on outfit)
  • "From above, I look like a fried egg." (commenting on outfit)
  • "This is one of them no-horse towns!"
  • "I'm the law in these parts!"
  • "Barkeep, I'll have a sarsaparilla!"
  • "I'm a-fixin' to kill you!"
  • "There's gold in them there hills!"
  • "There ain't enough room for the both of us in this here town."
  • "It's quiet, too quiet."
  • "This town ain't big enough for the both of us." (used in secret Western video)

The Buccaneer Program

US

  • "Iceberg dead ahead!"
  • "We'll follow you, creature!"
  • "Isaac, the lido deck is filthy."
  • "Gopher, Captain Scurvy needs a back rub."
  • "Crank up the Gilbert and Sullivan dude."
  • "Well it works for neckless fairback"
  • Hi diddly dee, a pirates life for me!"'(sang)
  • Yardline i'll be saving ya in any minute. Soon as i poke off my eye and scar off me leg."

UK

  • "Hi diddly-dee, a pirate's life for me!" (Start of level)
  • "Arr, lass, I'll be saving ye in a minute!" (Start of level)
  • "It worked for Douglas Fairbanks." (Start of level)
  • "I get seasick easy!" (Start of level)
  • "Standby to repel boarders!" (Start of level)
  • "Anyone know a good sea shanty?"
  • "I've never been round the gun shop before!"
  • "Where's the shuffle board at?"
  • "I've seen him! The Great White Whale!"
  • "These decks need a swab!"
  • "Crank up the Gilbert and Sullivan, dude!"
  • "Hey, you're the guy from the flag!" (encountering Skeleton Pirate enemy)
  • "Did the cook quit?" (encountering Skeleton Pirate enemy)
  • "They're running this ship with a skeleton crew!" (encountering Skeleton Pirate enemy)
  • "Avast ye piratey person, you!" (encountering Skeleton Pirate enemy)

Rock Hard (WWGex Wrestling)

US

UK

  • "Nobody messes with the gecko!"
  • "Good! Lots of room - to run away!"
  • "Is it two falls and a submission or the other way around?"
  • "No hitting below the hair!"
  • "I'm too pretty to get hit!"
  • "This is where the magic happens!"
  • "This one is for the fans!"
  • "I'm king of the ring!"
  • "Memo to self: Don't lick any flagpoles!"

Mythology Network

US

  • "I need to get to the aqueduct and drain the lizard"
  • "Hey are you guys playing cards?"
  • "Heavens to Lover Boys, an 80s flashback!"
  • "Toga,Toga,Toga!"
  • "Welcome to the Sultan of Brunai's bathroom."
  • "Is it columns or pillars? Becuase it's all Greek to me."
  • "I'm a Zit! Get it?"
  • "Francis Ford Coppola you too."
  • "Clash of the Titans. What a movie!"
  • "For we all loves faith! This is what i'm saying?"
  • "Move over Argonaut! Here comes the Gexonaut!"
  • "You know these missions are really getting into my me-time."
  • "Wormer, Dead. Mermier Dead!"
  • "Hang tight X-tra! I think i'm getting close."
  • "The play-boy mansion, YES!"

UK

  • "Clash of the Titans, what a movie!" (Start of level)
  • "If I'm lucky, I'll stumble onto an orgy." (Start of level)
  • "Hang tight, Xtra. I think I'm getting close!" (Start of level)
  • "All these missions are really cutting into my 'me time'." (Start of level)
  • "What's on at the coliseum tonight?" (Start of level)
  • "It's a water moccason, or maybe a desert boot." (encountering Snake enemy)
  • "I'm a-fixin' to kick your asp!" (encountering Snake enemy)
  • "I am the viper and I've come to vipe your vindows!" (encountering Snake enemy)
  • "I ate snake once, tasted like chicken!" (encountering Snake enemy)
  • "Welcome to the Sultan of Brunai's bathroom!"
  • "I did a package holiday to Lesbos once, great pindolas!"
  • "Okay, seen the ruins. Now where's the beach?"
  • "Most of this is in the British Museum!"
  • "It's Spartan, but Nice."
  • "This place is totally 80's."
  • "Lucky I'm wearing shinpads!" (encountering Helmet Dwarf enemy)
  • "Sorry, this ride has a height restriction." (encountering Helmet Dwarf enemy)
  • "You shouldn't skip breakfast." (encountering Helmet Dwarf enemy)
  • "Ronnie Corbett in a mask!" (encountering Helmet Dwarf enemy)
  • "I'm taking this outfit home for later." (commenting on outfit)
  • "Let the orgy begin." (commenting on outfit)
  • "Feels nice not wearing underpants for a change." (commenting on outfit)
  • "Surprisingly, it gives you a lot of support!" (commenting on outfit)
  • "I think this is a maternity toga." (commenting on outfit)
  • "If Xtra could see me now..." (as Hercules)
  • "Check out my six-pack, ladies!" (as Hercules)
  • "Where's that Prince Naseem, then?" (as Hercules)
  • "I'm well hard." (as Hercules)

Fairytales TV

US

  • "And on your left, Aaron Spelling's broom closet."
  • "Ugh. I feel like hocking a loogie."
  • "'Scuse me while I touch the Opal Program Sky!"
  • "I'll climb it, but i'm not gonna like it."
  • "Hey good thing I brought some beanos"

UK

  • "I'm climbing, but I'm not gonna like it..." (Start of level)
  • "The man from Heinz says... (farts)" (Start of level)
  • "Fee, Fi... Fo-get it." (Start of level)
  • "I need a juicy Englishman for cover." (Start of level)
  • "This is where they test genetically-modified crops."
  • "It's so green and pleasant, it's making me nervous."

Anime Channel

US

  • "To infinity and uh screw it..."
  • "Welcome aboard the love boat"
  • "Number 1, you have the com."
  • "Hey, I'm in George Jetson's colon."
  • "What if I have to go potty?"
  • "Lord Darth Vader, I am glad to be your tailor!"
  • "I feel lke a post boy for Sigfried and Roy."
  • "Who let Bob Backley design my wardrobe?"
  • "Take me too your lizard."
  • "By your command."
  • "You look alot younger without the face paint darling."
  • "Easy ladies i can see your website. Behave."
  • Somebody called me a taylor"

UK

  • "The missions just keep getting weirder!" (Start of level)
  • "I transform into a lettuce spinner!" (Start of level)
  • "Mega Gex is ready for action!" (Start of level)
  • "At last, a chance for some cartoon angst!" (Start of level)
  • "Very minimalist. I like it!"
  • "Ooh, it's also shiny and clean!"
  • "I feel a disturbance in the Force... Or is it my underpants?"
  • "Number one, you have the conn."
  • "This place reeks of Feng Shui."
  • "Metal flooring - so easy to keep clean!"
  • "Always wondered what it was like behind the scenes at Alton Towers."
  • "Schoolgirls? Why'd it have to be schoolgirls?!" (encountering Schoolgirl enemies)
  • "Do you think I could walk into class?" (encountering Schoolgirl enemies)
  • "Hey baby, what's shakin'?" (encountering Schoolgirl enemies)
  • "Step aside, miss, I don't wanna hurt ya." (encountering Schoolgirl enemies)
  • "I feel a little overdressed." (commenting on outfit)
  • "Shoulder pads, how 80's!" (commenting on outfit)
  • "I'm a futuristic motorbike courier!" (commenting on outfit)
  • "These titanium underpants really pinch." (commenting on outfit)

The Brain of Oz (Lizard of Oz)

US

UK

  • "I'll bet the other kids laughed at you."
  • "Prepare to be brained!"
  • "You're ugly, but I bet you're smart."
  • "Excuse me, but your brain is showing."

Gangster TV

US

  • "I'm out of order?! You're out of order! This whole level's out of order!"
  • "My freaking name is freaking Donnie Brasco."
  • "Hey any of you mugs know where I can get a pair of cement shoes around here?"
  • "How 'bout I shove my foot right up your shoe?!"
  • "I did it Gex way."
  • "If anyone sees Robert Stack, tell him I found his coat."
  • "I'm making them an offer they can't refuse."
  • "Suddenly i just feel like busting skulls at a teamster alley and i'm tottaly not kidding."
  • "Play again Sam. DO IT!"
  • "Time for Gex to clean up the streets."
  • Xtra, This could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
  • "Just put your lips together, and blow."

UK

  • "I'm making them an offer they can't refuse." (Start of level)
  • "Are you laughin'? Are you laughin' at me?!" (Start of level)
  • "Uh oh! And it's February the 14th." (Start of level)
  • "Control the waterfront and you control the rest of Hull." (Start of level)
  • "You leave my boys alone, you see?" (Start of level)
  • "To think this used to be just fields and a giant beanstalk..."
  • "It's Euro-dingy!"
  • "They need better street lighting around here!"
  • "Get me to a speakeasy."
  • "Seedy indeedy!"
  • "I'm doing a reconstruction for Crimewatch!"
  • "Shoulder pads are so out!" (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
  • "Hey! It says: 'Fragile, Handle With Care'!" (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
  • "When it absolutely, postively has to be there on time." (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
  • "Boy, you just blow up at the slightest thing." (encountering Crate Mobster enemy)
  • "The name's Spade, Sam Spade!"

Superhero Show

US

  • "That's no hobo, that's a man, baby."
  • "Warriors! Come out and play!"
  • "The warriors got Cyrus."
  • "I'm Gecko Plisken, and I'm here for the president."
  • "Get in the super coop Brad."
  • "Turn left on broadway."
  • "I feel like I'm in west wide story."
  • "Wasn't the super guy costume available?"

UK

  • "I'll leap tall sofas in a single bound!" (Start of level)
  • "Mmm... X-ray vision sounds promising!" (Start of level)
  • "My gecko senses are tingling!" (Start of level)
  • "There's just one thing I fear: Gecko-nite!" (Start of level)
  • "I am your friendly-neighbourhood super gecko!" (Start of level)
  • "I feel like I'm in West Side Story."
  • "It's a mean, heartless, lonely place, but they do great coffee!"
  • "Top of the world, ma!"
  • "Runcorn's changed since I was last here..."
  • "This city is a jungle, but a square one with no plants!"
  • "I'll bet you have hop, hope and worry." (encountering Evil Brother)
  • "Got into mummy's make-up again, eh?" (encountering Evil Brother)
  • "Admit it, your bouts are all staged!" (encountering Evil Brother)
  • "Did your mum take fertility drugs?" (encountering Evil Brother)
  • "Never made it through the Gladiator auditions, eh?" (encountering Evil Brother)
  • "As long as this isn't Kentucky, I'll be okay." (commenting on chicken costume)
  • "Wasn't the Superman costume available?" (commenting on chicken costume)
  • "I'm finger-lickin' good!" (commenting on chicken costume)
  • "I could star in ads for Bucket Chicken!" (commenting on chicken costume)
  • "Who are you callin' chicken?" (commenting on chicken costume)

Channel Z: Spacestation Rez

US

  • "This is gonna cost NASA a fortune!"
  • "Skylab! We were all so worried about you!"
  • "What a bunch of space junk!"
  • "I love a good Kubrick movie!"

UK

  • "I love a good Kubrick movie!"
  • "What a load of space junk!"
  • "Oh no, I'm not going anywhere near Mia!"
  • "So much for satellite TV."
  • "Houston, we have a problem!"
  • "This is gonna cost NASA a fortune!"
  • "One small step for Gecko!"

Bonus

Marsupial Madness

US

UK

  • "Let's get the tank and blow up Ramsey St!"
  • "Goin' down under, baby!"
  • "So they call the women 'Shiela'? What if her name IS Shiela?"
  • "Mad Gex: Beyond the Videodome!"
  • "The land of koalas and Men At Work."
  • "I'm going walkabout."
  • "My next mission, get the Ashes back!"
  • "No worries, mate!"
  • "Call the flying doctors!"

War and Pieces

US

UK

  • "Get ready for carnage!"
  • "I've always wanted to do this."
  • "I get payed for this?"
  • "Boy, am I gonna make a mess!"

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