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This is a list of the quotes and one-liners Gex and his enemies say in Gex: Enter The Gecko. All are relevant to certain situations. A majority of them were from the first Gex game.

Gex: Enter the Gecko[]

US[]

During Gameplay[]

Damage[]

Audio Subtitle
"NOW CUT THAT OUT!" (sniffing sound)
"NOW CUT THAT OUT!"
"Warp core breach is imminent, Captain![1]"'
"Cut stunt gecko!"
"You never knocked me down![2]"
"Easy..." (angrily)
"Damnnit Jim! I'm a doctor not a pin cushion![3]"
"Cut my eyes, I can't see![4]"
"THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!"
"Um, that's not in the script..."
"Must... regain... balance."
"Uh, someone yell cut!"
"Mental note: get a tetanus."
"Body blow! Body blow![5]"
"It hurts!"

When a fly buzzes around Gex[]

Audio Subtitle
"You mean I'm not 99.9% clean?[6]"
"Are you after that old sandwich in my pocket?"
"Hello there, my secret friend!"
"I gotta make!"
"You are a secret friend!"
"Okay, okay, I'll take a shower."
"Clock says, 'Party time!'"

Eating Fly[]

Audio Subtitle
"Mmmm... buttery."
"Tastes are licking and...ehhhhhhh we heard it."
"Spock, load the tongue."
"Burp!"
"That's the sweet stuff darling."
"Mmm... TVs instead of potatoes."
"All right that's the spot."
"That's the sweet stuff right there, bud."

When Gex collects the collectibles[]

Audio Subtitle
"3 more I have the whole set!"
"Oh gimme, gimme, gimme!"
"I'll take one of those, and some of these."
"If this weren't a video game, I'd be on my way to prison!"
"Sweet, like candy!"
"Need it! Need it! Need it!"
"For me! You shouldn't have!"
"One for me and one for me!"

Grabbing a ledge with Tongue[]

Audio Subtitle
"Licking my way to the top!"
"A little tongue now, a lot of tail later."
"Pardon my tongue darling."
"Slip of the tongue."
"Slip of the tongue! Mhmhmh."
"Slip of the tongue, baby!"

Tail Attacking[]

Audio Subtitle
"Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape![7]
"It's tail time!"
"Oh yea, it's tail time!"
"YYYEEESSS!"
"That's for 12 years of Full House![8]"
"Now, that's what I call getting some tail."
"All right! It's tail time!"
"My tail's gonna kick your butt!"
"Time to go postal!" (sounding like a robot)
"Say hello to the floor!"
"Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
"I'm doing this for you!"
"Gecko-chop baby yeah!"
"Gecko-chop baby!"
"Karate-chop!"
"Watch me use my tail to kick your butt."
"This is for Mr. Sinatra."
"You're nothing see, you're nothing!"
"I'll give you such a pinch!"
"Ooh, I'll give you such a pinch!"
"Move like a butterfly sting like a gecko!"
"This is for all the angels in heaven."
"Eat this!"
"File this under 'ouch'!"
"Judo-chop baby!"
"Judo-chop baby yeah!"
"Take that hired stooge!"
"I'm invincible!"
"I'm on top of the world, Ma!"
"Why you, I'll murderize ya!"
"Night night baby, yeah!"
"There's plenty more where this came from."
"There's plenty more where this came from, baby."
"Hoo-ha!"
"He's dead, Jim."
"Sayonara."
"I designed this scent with you in mind."
"Nap time!"
"Just getting my kicks, darling."
"Let's get it on!"
"Eh, Fuhgeddaboutit!"
"Taste my tail!"
"Now that's what I call getting some tail!"

Falling into a Pit[]

Audio Subtitle
"Damn this pesky gravity!"
"Damn this pesky gravity to hell!"
"Prepare to abandon ship."
"If I were real this would hurt."
"Mr. Wizard!"
"Aaaaah!"

When Gex is on water[]

Audio Subtitle
"They call him Flipper, Flipper.[9]"
"SHARK!!!!"
"SHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!"
"Piranhas? What Piranhas?"
"Piranhas? Huddle! Huddle! Huddle! Huddle! Huddle!"
"I hope my fake hip is rust-proof!" (in an old man's voice)

Getting burned (fire, magma, poision and electric water hazard) (N64) / While fire powerup is activated (PSX)[]

Audio Subtitle
"Is it just me or am I ENGULFED IN FLAMES?!"
"I'm flaming--in the manly way..."
"FLAME ON!"
"I am the god of hellfire!"
"Pepto...Bismol!"
"Indigestion!"

Getting burned (fire, magma, poision and electric water hazard) (PSX)[]

Audio Subtitle
"Woah."
"WOAH!"
"ow."
"OWOWOWOW!"

Entering a level[]

Audio Subtitle
"It's tail time!"
"Fuhgeddaboutit!"
"I know what you're thinkin'. It's tail time!"

Level Specific[]

Toon TV[]

Audio Subtitle
"Oh no, I'm too young to have a second childhood!"
"The government told me that these experiments were over!"
"YOU'RE DESPICABLE!"
"Note to self: Don't drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's.[10]"
"Note to self: Don't step on any brown mushy rocks!"
"Note to self: Don't buy rocket sled made by ACME."
"This is really about your father isn't it?"
"Damn IRS!"
"Will Cheech and/or Chong, report to the front desk![11]"
"Hey! I feel like I'm trapped in Boy George's pants![12]"
"Look, I just wanted a gift shop and the bathroom."
"My inner child is coming out and it hurts!"
"And remember kids, never buy marmalade from a guy with a top hat."
"This is like a luau at Mel Blanc's house!"
"We're on the road to nowhere!" (singing)
"Have fun storming the castle!" (when castle is encountered)
"What did you flunk out of nasty camp?"
"Ah to see the world as Keith Richards does.[13]"
"Brought to you by up-Chuck Jones."

Scream TV[]

Audio Subtitle
"Has anyone seen Carol-Anne in here?" (entering room with the DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT sign)
"Bring out the gimp." (encountering floating skeleton)
"Hey cutie." (encountering floating skeleton)
"Hello pretty." (encountering floating skeleton)
"Bring out your dead!" (encountering floating skeleton)
"I understand the head throwing, but the dress?" (encountering floating skeleton)
"Is your skull a metaphor?" (encountering floating skeleton)
"Jimmy Hoffa, white courtesy phone, Jimmy Hoffa." (encountering floating skeleton)
"You, my friend, have an eating disorder." (encountering floating skeleton)
"Sorry Mr. Presley, hahaha not yet thanks."
"The imperial fleet would never follow us into a floating furniture field." (encountering floating furniture)
"Well that's real scary guys, a floating toilet" (encountering floating furniture)
"The odds of navigating a floating furniture field are 3327 to 1." (encountering floating furniture)
"Pat, I'll take the floating chair for $200, and the rest on account?" (encountering floating furniture)
"Well we met our panel (chuckles) walls... panels, heh..." (encountering wall monsters)
"You moved the headstones, but you didn't move the bodies!"
"What are you, Larry King's barber? Ha! Ha! You're alright!" (encountering frankenstein monster)
"Nice haircut, when did we enlist" (encountering frankenstein monster)
"Red Side Story auditions are down the hall." (encountering demented dolls)
"And stab and kick and 2!" (encountering demented dolls)
"Go stab someone your own size!" (encountering demented dolls)
"Let me guess: your parents don't understand you." (encountering demented dolls)
"Carrot Top, is that you?" (encountering demented dolls)
"West Side Story auditions are down the hall" (encountering demented dolls)
"Benihana not hiring?" (encountering demented dolls)
"Hmm yes, but can you make julienne fries?" (encountering demented dolls)
"And stab, and kick, and two!" (encountering demented dolls)
"Which one of you played Coco in Fame" (encountering demented dolls)
"Do I amuse you? Like a clown?"
"I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" (in a scared voice)
"Ugly is as Ugly does."
"No! No! No! I wanted the pit there and the pendulum there!"
"Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor's."
"Uh, hi, I'm here for The Real World interview?"
"It beats the Matterhorn, what are you going to do?"
"Who forgot to pay the gravity bill?" (encountering floating furniture)
"This place is bigger than Drew Carey's bar tab."
"Heeeeeeeere's Gexy!"
"Welcome to Under This Old House."
"Man, Hef has let his place go"
"The ad says Beverly Hills adjacent."
"I hate these low budget b-levels."
"This house is now clean."
"Today is a good day to die!"
"Behind one of these doors is a brand new car!"
"Don't take career advice from Joe Piscopo."
"Redrum, Redrum!"
"Reminds me of my bother's dorm room."
"Axe in the chest for Scatman Crothers."
"This is what Tim Burton thinks about when he's in the tub."
"So this is never-never land, you'd never guess it from the outside."
"FedEx for Roger Corman."
"Lily, have you seen grandpa?"
"The real estate wizardry of Tom Vu at work."
"Welcome to the New York city mass transit system."
"I am most certainly not in the vicinity of Kansas anymore."
"You have the swan-like grace of a young Nixon."
"Freddy, Jason; Jason, Freddy."
"Believe me, you smell like I feel."
"Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Arnold's acting coach."

Circuit Central[]

Audio Subtitle
"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
"Hmmm.... www.dork.com!"
"What is this? Outtakes from Deep Space 9!?"
"How did I get in Bill Gates' head?"
"All this technology still can't explain why David Hasselhoff is so popular."
"I love that guy. He's not housebroken."
"This is like an all-nighter at Richard Simmons' house."
"The only thing this place doesn't have is a baby gap."
"All this technology so fat guys can hear Rush Limbaugh?"
"All this technology and Shatner still can't get a good hairpiece."
"Coming soon the Wizard of Oz 2000!"
"I feel like I'm in the Wiz!"
"I'm trapped in outtakes of The Wiz!"
"Boys, Tron didn't work once. It's not gonna work twice!"
"Ehhh! I should have become a Maytag repairman!"
"Lady, I don't know who wired this for you, but none of this stuff is grounded."
"Uh, lady, you gotta change your lint filter."
"Ah, Detroit, pearl of the orient."
"Loved you in The Terminator."

Kung-Fu Theater[]

Audio Subtitle
"My name is Caine, I seek water."
"I'm looking for the two small girls that sing for Mothra."
"What's harder, getting through this level or divvying up the check?"
"I'll beat this level but in an hour I'll be hungry for another."
"I'm Tom Vu, you can be a millionaire!"
"Dr. Jones, I'll never get all three Sankara Stones."
"Ugh, where's Short Round when you need him?"
"I'm lost in Dick Dale's colon."'
"I knew I shouldn't have hired Margaret Cho as my landscaper."
"With the level six you get egg roll."
"Ahh, ancient Chinese level."
"Oh hoho no, not the Hellraiser box."
"Yes I'm here to pick up my laundry."
"This is going to be one expensive easter egg hunt" (when breaking vases)
"Domo arigato Mr. digital roboto, domo."
"Wax on, wax off."
"Nice robe Mr. Hefner."
"Come on Jake, it's Chinatown."
"Yes I'm here to pick up my laundry."'
"Why yes I'm here to pick up my laundry."
"You don't match the carpet and you have to go."
"Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?"
"Now listen to me grasshopper."
"I'm having 'Nam flashbacks, and I wasn't even there!"
"Waiter? Just box up the evil, I'll take it home."
"Is this the Year of the Gecko?"
"I'm looking for a man called Scaramanga."
"Hmm, reminds me of Jackie Chan's bathroom."
"So, this is where all the missing socks go."
"Man, this place smells like ducks."
"The things I do for Mooshoo..."
"I'm the ultimate weapon, baby, yeah!"
"Hi, I'm looking for the two small girls who sing for Mothra."
"Akira to white courtesy phone, Akira to white courtesy phone."
"Where's Shortround when you need him?"
"Last time I was here, I was dressed as a woman. Yes!"
"What's harder, getting through this level or digging up the check?"
"Oh, great, the dream sequence from Brazil again.[14]"
"Hey where's Tom Vu and the geishas?"

Rocket Channel[]

Audio Subtitle
"Captain, they are a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny."
"The princess is here in the detention level."
"Has anyone seen Fox Mulder's sister?
"There's a gecko on my tail, R2, see what you can do with it!"
"First sign of an Ewok, I'm out of here."
"Meet Gex gecko"
"Screw the Force, who's got a grenade?"
"I feel like a walking dutch oven."
"I don't think that's good air."
"Spock, can you read me?"
"This is major Gex to ground control"
"We don't serve you kind in here!"
"Are you related to the cartoon trash can at the movies?"
"Are you fluent in gettin' your butt kicked?"
"You are unwise to lower your defenses.'"
"Alright boys, phasers on stun"
"Tell me again the difference between the future and Las Vegas."
"I knew Roswell would open up a casino."
"Scotty, beam me into an Ivy League Sorority House."
"Shouldn't I be wearing a lead apron?"
"Well I guess this means I can't have children."
"Two to beam up."
'"Keep the dribbles, I just want the quadrotriticale."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"Well, if it isn't Doctor Jellyfinger."
"Is that a lightsaber are or you just happy to see me?"
"I can't see a thing in this helmet."
"Daddy wants air! Daddy wants air!"
"Gexy wants new helmet! Gexy wants new helmet!"
"This is radio 3 erect signing off."
"Out of the way, Roseanne!"

The Pre-history Channel[]

Audio Subtitle
"Welcome to Jurassic Park, keep your eyes peeled for sleestaks and other bad special effects."
"In a land before time, when Saturday Night Live was funny."
"WILMA!!!!"
"I'll take 'Places I Can Burn To Death' for $100, Alex."
"Marshall, Will, and Holly. On a routine expedition." (singing)
"Add 1 million years, two white tigers and we're in Siegfried and Roy!"
"One day soon, it'll be a smoke-belching factory here!"
"The difference between this and Hades is that there's no Kathy Lee Gifford."
"Dr. Zaius, would an ape make a human doll that talks?!"
"The natives will trade four of their women for the girl with the golden hair."
"That's a spicy meatball."
"GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!"
"And this is just one of the forty thousand rooms in Aaron Spelling's house!"
"I haven't seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones' house."
"OK who's job was it to mow the lawn?"
"If Prince was a snail these would be his tracks."
"There's a joke here about snail trails but I'm not gonna tell it."
"Evolve or get out of my way pal!"
"Hey it's my mother-in-law!"
"If this is the best they've got around here in six months we'll be running this planet"
"Gecko shall not kill gecko!"
"Soylent green is geckos!"
"I should've come back here to fill my lava lamp hohoho!"
"I am the lizard king, hear my roar!"
"Memo to Gilligan. Try building a raft." (in an area with lava rafts)
"A raft! How convenient! Those programmers think of everything." (in an area with lava rafts)

Rezopolis[]

Audio Subtitle
"500 channels and still nothing on."
"At least I'm not at the DMV."
"Terminator? Phone call for a Mr. Terminator."
"Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS Headquarters."
"So this is where they decided to change Coke."
"Looks like we got a fly in the spider's web"
"Screens up."
"The horror!"

Boss Stages[]

Gilligex Isle (Tiki Brothers)[]

Audio Subtitle
"No, I said Lu-Wow, not luau, baby."
"Robin, old chum, take out your anti-voodoo pills."
"Being eaten by midgets was not my fantasy, Mr. Rouge."
"Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS Headquarters."
"So this is where they decided to change Coke."
"Looks like we got a fly in the spider's web"
"Screens up."
"The horror!"

Mooshoo Pork[]

Audio Subtitle
"500 channels and still nothing on."
"At least I'm not at the DMV."
"Terminator? Phone call for a Mr. Terminator."
"Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS Headquarters."
"So this is where they decided to change Coke."
"Looks like we got a fly in the spider's web"
"Screens up."
"The horror!"

Channel Z[]

Audio Subtitle
"500 channels and still nothing on."
"At least I'm not at the DMV."
"Terminator? Phone call for a Mr. Terminator."
"Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS Headquarters."
"So this is where they decided to change Coke."
"Looks like we got a fly in the spider's web"
"Screens up."
"The horror!"

Bonus Bonanzas[]

Aztec 2 Step[]

Audio Subtitle
"I've got ten seconds to save the world."
"Oh, where's Short Round when you need him?"

In Drag Net[]

Audio Subtitle
"Welcome to this week's episode of 'Touched By An Uncle'."
"All that work and I'm back where I started. It's just like college."
"My god! This is New York! I lived here... Worked here."

The Spy Who Loved Himself[]

Audio Subtitle
"Dead fly martini. Shaken not stirred."
"I am the last gecko."
"Gecko. Gex Gecko."

I Got The Reruns[]

Audio Subtitle
"This is the big one! I'm coming Elizabeth!"
"Ladies and gentlemen! The new Fall TV season!"
"So this is New Jersey."

Lizard in a China Shop[]

Audio Subtitle

Trouble In Uranus[]

Audio Subtitle
"Evening, Mr. Picasso!"
"To boldly go...I'm scared!"
"To boldly go...I'm scared!"

Bugged Out[]

Audio Subtitle

Chips and Dips[]

Audio Subtitle

UK (PAL-Exclusive)[]

During Gameplay[]

Damage[]

Audio Subtitle
"Someone yell 'Cut'!"
"Stunt gecko!"
"Where's the stunt gecko?"
"You never knocked me down!"
"Easy..." (angrily)
"NOW CUT THAT OUT!"

When a fly buzzes around Gex[]

Audio Subtitle

Eating Fly[]

Audio Subtitle
"Mmm-mmm... buttery..."

When Gex collects the collectibles[]

Audio Subtitle

Grabbing a ledge with Tongue[]

Audio Subtitle
"A little tongue now, a lot of tail later."

Tail Attacking[]

Audio Subtitle
"Watch me use my tail to kick your behind."
"Gecko-chop, baby!"
"Judo-Chop, baby!"
"Hoo-hah!"

Falling into a Pit[]

Audio Subtitle
"Prepare to abandon ship."
"Geronimo."
"Geronimo!"
"Oh dear."

When Gex is on water[]

Audio Subtitle

Getting burned (fire, magma, poision and electric water hazard) (N64) / While fire powerup is activated (PSX)[]

Audio Subtitle
"Flame on!"
"I think I'm having a hot flush."
"Indi...gestion!"
"Pepto...Bismol!"

Getting burned (fire, magma, poision and electric water hazard) (PSX)[]

Audio Subtitle
"Woah."
"WOAH!"
"ow."
"OWOWOWOW!"

Entering a level[]

Audio Subtitle

Level Specific[]

Toon TV[]

Audio Subtitle
"Ah, to see the world as Keith Richards does."
"This is about your father, isn't it?"'
"Note to self: Don't step on any brown mushy rocks!"
"I feel like I'm in Boy George's pants!"
"Shouldn’t you be on a can of tuna?"
"This is no time for cartoon jokers!"
"That’s not all, folks!"

Scream TV[]

Audio Subtitle
"Heeeeeeere's Gexy!"
"Now who would live in a room like this?"
"This place is bigger than Oliver Reed's bar tab..."
"Hey, the ad said Beverly Hills adjacent!"
"I hate these low budget b-levels."
"You smell like I feel."

Circuit Central[]

Audio Subtitle
"Let's see.... www.dork.com!"
"How'd I get in Bill Gates' head?"
"Boys, Tron didn't work once. It's not working twice!"
"Where do you put the batteries?"

Kung-Fu Theater[]

Audio Subtitle
"Waiter, just box up the evil and I'll take it home."
"Where's Short Round when you need him?"
"Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?"
"Akira! White courtesy phone! Paging Akira![15]"
"With the level six you get egg roll."
"I'm looking for the two small girls that sing for Mothra."
"I'm looking for a man named Scaramanga.[16] "

Rocket Channel[]

Audio Subtitle
Scotty, beam me backstage at the Spice Girls concert.”
"Radio 3 Iraq signing off."

The Pre-history Channel[]

Audio Subtitle
"Welcome to Jurassic Park"
"The natives will give you four of their women for the girl with the golden hair."'

Rezopolis[]

Audio Subtitle
"Welcome to the only thing more evil than the Inland Revenue Headquarters.[17]"

Boss Stages[]

Gilligex Isle (Tiki Brothers)[]

Audio Subtitle

Mooshoo Pork[]

Audio Subtitle

Gexzilla vs. Mecharez[]

Audio Subtitle

Channel Z[]

Audio Subtitle

Bonus Bonanzas[]

Aztec 2 Step[]

Audio Subtitle

In Drag Net[]

Audio Subtitle

The Spy Who Loved Himself[]

Audio Subtitle
“Shocking...”
“Tempt me, darling.”

I Got The Reruns[]

Audio Subtitle

Lizard in a China Shop[]

Audio Subtitle

Trouble In Uranus[]

Audio Subtitle

Bugged Out[]

Audio Subtitle

Chips and Dips[]

Audio Subtitle


Japan[]

During Gameplay[]

Damage[]

Audio Subtitle

When a fly buzzes around Gex[]

Audio Subtitle

Eating Fly[]

Audio Subtitle

When Gex collects the collectibles[]

Audio Subtitle

Grabbing a ledge with Tongue[]

Audio Subtitle

Tail Attacking[]

Audio Subtitle

Falling into a Pit[]

Audio Subtitle

When Gex is on water[]

Audio Subtitle

While fire powerup is activated[]

Audio Subtitle

Getting burned (fire, magma, poision and electric water hazard) (PSX)[]

Audio Subtitle

Entering a level[]

Audio Subtitle

Level Specific[]

Toon TV[]

Audio Subtitle

Scream TV[]

Audio Subtitle

Circuit Central[]

Audio Subtitle

Kung-Fu Theater[]

Audio Subtitle

Rocket Channel[]

Audio Subtitle

The Pre-history Channel[]

Audio Subtitle

Rezopolis[]

Audio Subtitle

Boss Stages[]

Gilligex Isle (Tiki Brothers)[]

Audio Subtitle

Mooshoo Pork[]

Audio Subtitle

Gexzilla vs. Mecharez[]

Audio Subtitle

Channel Z[]

Audio Subtitle

Bonus Bonanzas[]

Aztec 2 Step[]

Audio Subtitle

In Drag Net[]

Audio Subtitle

The Spy Who Loved Himself[]

Audio Subtitle

I Got The Reruns[]

Audio Subtitle

Lizard in a China Shop[]

Audio Subtitle

Trouble In Uranus[]

Audio Subtitle

Bugged Out[]

Audio Subtitle

Chips and Dips[]

Audio Subtitle

Refrences[]

  1. Quote vaugely comes from the Star Trek franchise
  2. Quote comes from the Rocky franchise
  3. Quote vaugely comes from the Star Trek franchise
  4. Quote comes from the Rocky franchise
  5. Quote comes from Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!
  6. Quote reffers to cleaning products that promise a 99.9% cleaning effectiveness
  7. Quote comes from the 1968 version of Planet Of The Apes
  8. Quote is inspired by the Full House series. This show was only on for 8 years, making this quote strange.
  9. Quote reverences the titular dolphin Flipper from the 1964 series Flipper.
  10. Quote references the fact that Jerry Garcia was once a heavy drug user
  11. Quote refences famous Marujuana users Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong
  12. Quote references the fact that Boy George wears bright and cartoonish pants.
  13. Quote references the fact that Keith Richards was a heavy LSD user.
  14. Quote references the 1985 movie Brazil (1985 movie)
  15. Quote refrences the 1988 Anime film Akira
  16. Quote refrences Francisco Scaramanga from the The Man with the Golden Gun James Bond film.
  17. Quote is poking fun at the Inland Revenue department of the British Government
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