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This is a list of some of the quotes and one-liners Gex says in Gex: Enter the Gecko. All are relevant to certain situations. A majority of them were from the first Gex game.

Tail Attacking

North America

  • "Get your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
  • "It's tail time!"
  • "That's for 12 years of Full House!"
  • "Now, that's what I call getting some tail."
  • "All right! It's tail time!"
  • "My tail's gonna kick your butt!"
  • "Time to go postal!" (sounding like a robot)
  • "Say hello to the floor!"
  • "Put that in your pipe and smoke it."
  • "I'm doing this for you!"
  • "Gecko-chop baby yeah!"
  • "Gecko-chop baby!"
  • "Karate-chop!"
  • "Watch me use my tail to kick your butt."
  • "This is for Mr. Sinatra."
  • "You're nothing see, you're nothing!"
  • "I'll give you such a pinch!"
  • "Move like a butterfly sting like a gecko!"
  • "This is for all the angels in heaven."
  • "Eat this!"
  • "File this under 'ouch'!"
  • "Judo-chop baby!"
  • "Judo-chop baby yeah!"

Europe

When a fly buzzes around Gex

North America

  • "You mean I'm not 99.9% clean?"
  • "Are you after that old sandwich in my pocket?"
  • "Hello there, my secret friend!"
  • "I ain't gonna make!"
  • "I got a mate!"
  • "You are a secret friend!"

Europe

When Gex eats a fly

North America

  • "Mmmm buttery."
  • "Thanks for licking and ehhhhhhh we heard it."
  • "Spock, load the tongue."
  • "Burp!"
  • "That's the sweet stuff darling."
  • "Mmm TVs in stead of potatoes."
  • "All right that's the spot."

Europe

When Gex collects the collectibles

North America

  • "3 more I have the whole set!"
  • "Oh gimme, gimme, gimme!"
  • "I'll take one of those, and some of these."
  • "If this weren't a video game, I'd be on my way to prison!"
  • "Sweet, like candy!"
  • "Need it! Need it! Need it!"
  • "For me! You shouldn't have!"
  • "One for me and one for me!"

Europe

Grabbing a ledge with Tongue

North America

  • "Licking my way to the top!"
  • "A little tongue now, a lot of tail later."
  • "Pardon my tongue darling."
  • "Flip of the tongue."

Europe

Taking Damage

North America

  • "NOW CUT THAT OUT!" (Gex also says this quote in a somewhat high pitch)
  • "Warp core breach is imminent, Captain!"
  • "Cut stunt gecko!"
  • "You never knocked me down!"
  • "Easy..." (angrily)
  • "Damn it Jim, I'm a doctor, not a pencil push-in!"
  • "Cut my eye, Mick, I can't see!"
  • "THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT!"
  • "Um, that's not in the script..."
  • "Must... regain... balance."
  • "Uh, someone yell cut!"
  • "Mental note: get a tetanus."
  • "Hardy blow! Hardy blow!"
  • "It hurts!"

Europe

  • "Someone yell 'Cut'!"
  • "Stunt gecko!"
  • "Where's the stunt gecko?"
  • "You never knocked me down!"
  • "Easy..." (angrily)
  • "NOW CUT THAT OUT!"

Falling into a Pit

North America

  • "Damn this pesky gravity!"
  • "Damn this pesky gravity to hell!"
  • "Prepare to abandon ship."
  • "If I were real this would hurt."
  • "Mr. Wizard!"
  • "Aaaaah!"

Europe

  • "Prepare to abandon ship."
  • "Geronimo."
  • "Geronimo!"
  • "Oh dear."

When Gex is on water

North America

  • "They call him Flipper, Flipper." (singing)
  • "SHARK!!!!"
  • "SHAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRKKKKKKK!!!"
  • "Piranhas? What Piranhas?"
  • "Piranhas? Huddle! Huddle! Huddle! Huddle! Huddle!"

Europe

Getting burned by fire, magma, poison or electric water

  • "Is it just me or am I engulfed in FLAMES?!"
  • "I'm flaming--in the manly way..."

Toon TV

North America

  • "Oh no, I'm too young to have a second childhood!"
  • "The government told me that these experiments were over!"
  • "YOU'RE DESPICABLE!" (in a Daffy Duck like voice while commenting on the Daffy Duck costume)
  • "Note to self: Don't drink tap water at Jerry Garcia's."
  • "Note to self: Don't step on any brown mushy rocks!"
  • "Note to self: Don't buy rocket sled made by ACME."
  • "This is really about your father isn't it?"
  • "Damn IRS!"
  • "Will Cheech and or Chong, report to the front desk!"
  • "Hey! I feel like I'm trapped in Boy George's pants!"
  • "Look, I just wanted a gift shop in the bathroom."
  • "My inner child is coming out and it hurts!"
  • "And remember kids, never buy a marvolay from a guy with a top hat."
  • "This is like a luah at Mel Blanc's house!"
  • "We're on the road to nowhere!" (singing)
  • "Have fun storming the castle!" (when castle is encountered)
  • "What did you flunk out of nasty camp?"
  • "Ah to see the world as Keith Richards does."
  • "Brought to you by up-chuck jones."

Europe

  • "Ah to see the world as Keith Richards does."
  • "This is about your father isn't it?"
  • "Note to self: Don't step on any brown mushy rocks!"
  • "I feel like I'm in Boy Georgia's pants!"

Scream TV

North America

  • "Has anyone seen Carol-Anne in here?" (entering room with the DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT sign)
  • "Bring out the gimp." '(encountering floating skeleton)
  • "Hey cutie." '(encountering floating skeleton)
  • "Hello pretty." '(encountering floating skeleton)
  • "Bring out your dead!" '(encountering floating skeleton)
  • "I understand the head throwing, but the dress?" '(encountering floating skeleton)
  • "Is your skull a metaphor?" '(encountering floating skeleton)
  • "Jimmy Hoffa, white courtesy phone, Jimmy Hoffa." '(encountering floating skeleton)
  • "You, my friend, have an eating disorder." '(encountering floating skeleton)
  • "Sorry Mr. Presley, hahaha not yet thanks."
  • "The imperial fleet would never follow us in to a floating furniture field." (encountering floating furniture)
  • "Well that's real scary guys, a floating toilet" '(encountering floating furniture)
  • "The odds of navigating a floating furniture field are 3327 to 1." (encountering floating furniture)
  • "Pat, I'll take the floating chair for $200, and the rest on account?" (encountering floating furniture)
  • "Well we met our panel (chuckles) walls... panels, heh..." (encountering wall monsters)
  • "You moved the headstones, but you didn't move the bodies!"
  • "What are you, Larry King's barber? Ha! Ha! You're alright!" (encountering frankenstein monster)
  • "Nice haircut, when did we enlist" '(encountering frankenstein monster)
  • "Red Side Story auditions are down the hall." (encountering demented dolls)
  • "And stab and kick and 2!" (encountering demented dolls)
  • "Go stab someone your own size!" (encountering demented dolls)
  • "Let me guess: your parents don't understand you." (encountering demented dolls)
  • "Carrot Top, is that you" '(encountering demented dolls)
  • "West Side Story auditions are down the hall" '(encountering demented dolls)
  • "Benihana not hiring?" '(encountering demented dolls)
  • "Hmm yes, but can you make julienne fries?" '(encountering demented dolls)
  • "And stab, and kick, and two!" '(encountering demented dolls)
  • "Which one of you played Coco in Fame" '(encountering demented dolls)
  • "Do I ammuse you? Like a clown?"
  • "I ain't afraid of no ghosts!" (in a scared voice)
  • "Ugly is as Ugly does."
  • "No! No! No! I wanted the pit there' and the pendulum there!"
  • "Reminds me of Halloween at Rip Taylor's."
  • "Uh, hi, I'm here for the real-world interview?"
  • "It beats the matterhorn, what are you going to do?"
  • "Who forgot to pay the gravity bill?" (encountering floating furniture)
  • "This place is bigger than Drew Carey's bar tab."
  • "Heeeeeeeere's Gexy!"
  • "Welcome to Under This Old House."
  • "Man, Hef has let his place go"
  • "The ad says Beverly Hills adjacent."
  • "I hate these low budget b-levels."
  • "This house is now clean."
  • "Today is a good day to die!"
  • "Behind one of these doors is a brand new car!"
  • "Don't take career advice from Joe Piscopo."
  • "Redrum, Redrum!"
  • "Reminds me of my bother's dorm room."
  • "Axe in the chest for Scatman Crothers."
  • "This is what Tim Burton thinks about when he's in the tub."
  • "So this is never-never land, you'd never guess it from the outside."
  • "FedEx for Roger Corman."
  • "Lily, have you seen grandpa?"
  • "The real estate wizardry of Tom Vu at work."
  • "Welcome to the New York city mass transit system."
  • "I am most certainly not in the vicinity of Kansas anymore."
  • "You have the swan-like grace of a young Nixon."
  • "Freddy, Jason; Jason, Freddy."
  • "Believe me, you smel like I feel."
  • "Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Arnold's acting coach."

Europe

  • "Here's Gexy!"
  • "Now who would live in a room like this?"
  • "This place is bigger than Oliver Reed's bar tab..."
  • "Hey, the ad said Beverly Hills adjacent!"
  • "I hate these low budget b-levels."

Circuit Central

North America

  • "Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"
  • "Hmmm.... www.dork.com!"
  • "What is this? Outakes from Deep Space 9!?"
  • "How did I get in Bill Gates' head?"
  • "All this technology still can't explain why David Hasslehoff is so popular."
  • "I love that guy. He's not housebroken."
  • "This is like an all-nighter at Richard Simmon's house."
  • "The only thing this place doesn't have is a baby gap."
  • "All this technology so fat guys can hear Rush Limbaugh?"
  • "All this technology and Shatner still can't get a good hairpiece."
  • "Coming soon the Wizard of Oz 2000!"
  • "I feel like I'm in the Wiz!"
  • "Boys, Tron's not gonna work once. It's not gonna work twice!"
  • "Ehhh! I should have become a Maytag repair man!"
  • "Lady, I don't know who wired this for you, but none of this stuff is grounded."
  • "Uh, lady, you gotta change your lint filter."

Europe

  • "Let's see.... www.dork.com!"
  • "How'd I get in Bill Gates' head?"
  • "Boys, Tron Didn't work once. It's not working twice!"

The Pre-History Channel

North America

  • "Welcome to Jurassic Park, keep your eyes peeled for sleestaks and bad special effects."
  • "In a land before time, when Saturday Night Live was funny."
  • "WILMA!!!!"
  • "I'll take 'Places I Can Burn To Death' for $100, Alex."
  • "Marshall, Will, and Holly. On a routine expedition." (singing)
  • "Add 1 million years, two white tigers and we're in Sigfried and Roy!"
  • "One day soon, it'll be a smoke belching factory here!"
  • "The difference between this and hades is that there's no Kathy Lee Gifford."
  • "Dr.Zaius, would an ape make a human doll that talks?!"
  • "The natives will trade four of their women for the girl with the golden hair."
  • "That's a spicy meatball."
  • "GOODNESS GRACIOUS, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!!!"
  • "And this is just one of the forthy thousand rooms in Aaron Spelling's house!"
  • "I haven't seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones' house."
  • "OK who's job was it to mow the lawn?"
  • "If Prince was a snail these would be his tracks."
  • "There's a joke here about snail trails but I'm not gonna tell it."
  • "Evolve or get out of my way pal!"
  • "Hey it's my mother-in-law!"
  • "If this is the best they've got around here in six months we'll be running this planet"
  • "Gecko shall not kill gecko!"
  • "Soilent green is geckos!"
  • "I should've come back here to fill my lava lamp hohoho!"
  • "I am the lizzard king, hear my roar!"

Europe

  • "Welcome to Jurassic Park"
  • "The natives will give you four of their women for the girl with the golden hair."

Kung-Fu Theater

North America

  • "My name is Caine, I seek water."
  • "I'm looking for the two small girls that sing for Mothra."
  • "What's harder, getting through this level or divvying up the check?"
  • "I'll beat this level but in an hour I'll be hungry for another."
  • "I'm Tom Vu, you can be a millionaire!"
  • "Dr. Jones, I'll never get all three Sankara Stones."
  • "Ugh, where's Short Round when you need him?"
  • "I'm lost in Dick Dale's colon."
  • "I knew I shouldn've hired Margaret Cho as my landscaper."
  • "With the level six you get egg roll."
  • "Ahh, ancient Chinese level."
  • "Oh hoho no, not the hellraiser box."
  • "Yes I'm here to pick up my laundry."
  • "This is going to be one expensive easter egg hunt" (when breaking vases)
  • "Domo arigato Mr. digital roboto, domo."
  • "Wax on, wax off."
  • "Nice robe Mr. Hefner."
  • "Come on Jake, it's Chinatown."
  • "Yes I'm here to pick up my laundry."
  • "Why yes I'm here to pick up my laundry."
  • "You don't match the carpet and you have to go."
  • "Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?"
  • "Now listen to me grasshopper."
  • "I'm having 'Nam flashbacks, and I wasn't even there!"
  • "Waiter? Just box up the evil, I'll take it home."
  • "Is this the Year of the Gecko?"
  • "I'm looking for a man called Scaramanga."
  • "Hmm, reminds me of Jackie Chan's bathroom."
  • "So, this is where all the missing socks go."
  • "Man, this place smells like ducks."
  • "The things I do for Mooshoo..."
  • "I'm the ultimate weapon, baby, yeah!"
  • "Hi, I'm looking for the two small girls who sing for Mothra."
  • "Akira to white courtesy phone, Akira to white courtesy phone."
  • "Where's Shortround when you need him?"
  • "Last time I was here, I was dressed as a woman. Yes!"
  • "What's harder, getting through this level or digging up the check?"
  • "Oh, great, the dream sequence from Brazil again."
  • "Hey where's Tom Vu and the geishas?"

Europe

  • "Waiter, just box up the evil and I'll take it home."

Rocket Channel

North America

  • "To boldly go...I'm scared!"
  • "Captain, they are a bizarre alien race that find Adam Sandler funny."
  • "The princess is here in the detention level."
  • "Has anyone seen Fox Mulder's sister?
  • "There's a gecko on my tail, R2, see what you can do with it!"
  • "First sign of an Ewok, I'm out of here."
  • "Meet Gex gecko"
  • "Screw the Force, who's got a grenade?"
  • "I feel like a walking dutch oven."
  • "I don't think that's good air."
  • "Spock, can you read me?"
  • "This is major Gex to ground control" 
  • "We don't serve you kind in here!"
  • "Are you related to the cartoon trash can at the movies?"
  • "Are you fluent in gettin your butt kicked?"
  • "You are unwise to lower your defenses.'"
  • "Alright boys, phasers on stun"
  • "Tell me again the difference between the future and Las Vegas."
  • "I knew Roswell would open up a casino."
  • "Scotty, beam me into an Ivy League Sorrority House."
  • "Shouldn't I be wearing a lead apron?"
  • "Well I guess this means I can't have children."
  • "Two to beam up."
  • "Keep the dribbles, I just want the quadrofritisfali."
  • "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
  • "Well, if it isn't Doctor Jellyfinger."
  • "Is that a lightsaber are or you just happy to see me?"
  • "I can't see a thing in this helmet."
  • "Daddy wants air! Daddy wants air!"
  • "This is radio 3 erect signing off."
  • "Out of the way, Roseanne!"

Europe

Rezopolis

North America

  • "500 channels and still nothing on."
  • "At least I'm not at the DMV."
  • "Terminator? Phone call for a Mr. Terminator."
  • "Welcome to the only thing more evil than IRS Headquarters."
  • "So this is where they decided to change Coke."
  • "Looks like we got a fly in the spider's web"
  • "Screens up."
  • "The horror!"

Europe

  • "Welcome to the only thing more evil than the Inland Revenue Headquarters."

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